Oh Gott = oh my god

Ich pack es nicht, Feldi und Cookie haben tatsächlich ernst gemacht

 

Hi, Saunaboy.
Here is english spoken! And please remember! We are the terrible four! Not only feldi and cookie :greenfing

Salve
Wolfl

 

Terrible 4,what a joke

Ha,Ha,ha,

Only innocent 3 and a half,according to my knowlegde.

:regie

So far so good,

Cu

Candyman

 

Yes, Wolfl I remember. But at my last Hof visit I have listenend to the talking heads of Feld(y) and Cookie and I thought: Oh shit - maybe I must talk in the future of all my fucks in english
Oh what a horny Bullshit :greenfing

 

Where´s the problem, Saunaboy ?

With friendly permission of pipeman (I think) ...

http://193.239.6.129/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3580


Greez
Jones

 

:groehl :groehl :groehl :groehl :groehl :groehl :groehl :groehl :groehl :groehl :groehl

I didn´t know that one of them is a woman

 

So we gotta write our reports in german and english as well. :mad That means - spending even more time with the fabulous Roemerforum.
F*** - does any one know what´s the english expression for "doggy style"??:groehl
In fact - we´ll need a special "red-light district" dictionary.
And of course there should be a comittee, suggesting new abbrevations:
FT = FT (French total)
FO=FW (French without)??
ZK=FK (French kiss)

Please complete the list


Malcolm

 

Good list,


Analverkehr (AV) = buggery BU ?
Sperma = Cum

 

Hi Guys,

it just looks like you finally appreciate my idea of adding some conversation in foreign languages to this place. Aber Gentlemen: Eure verbalen Aussetzer müssen ja jedem native english speaker die Tränen in die Augen treiben: "Knowlegde", "abbrevations", "listenend" Um unsere englischen Gäste nicht in den Irrglauben zu versetzen, daß dies eine humoristische Einlage ist, sondern es sich vielmehr um ein seriöses Hurenforum handelt, möchte ich doch vorschlagen, daß ich ab sofort die Moderation für diesen Part übernehme.

Kind Regards,

Dr. Koch(fickt zehn und hat in den USA studiert)

 

abgelehnt, Hr. Doktor!

übrigens sind wir kein Rechtschreibforum, weder in deutsch noch in englisch. Ebensowenig verstehen wir uns als sprachl. Ratgeber.
Und was bitte ist "ein seriöses Hurenforum"?
Ansonsten hätte ich noch einen ganz anderen dringenden Vorschlag. Halte Dich zurück mit Deinen Ideen, Vorschlägen und verbalen Provokationen und wir kommen gut miteinander aus...

Salve
Wolfl

 

Mr. Cook,
you are quite heavy on the woodway !

 

also,.....

..... my lovely Mr. Cook,

i want to speak also a little bit to you.

i speak english very well, but dat jeht noch nit esu schnell.

especially for you:

if you go on walking on my nervs, i will put you in the gully, du the deckel druff and you will never come back to the tageslicht.

comprende ?

 

Report !

Hi Sauni,

please start reporting here !

Topic: Saunaboy at Traumparadies on 27.10.02 !

We are looking for a good fucking report !

Der Clubfreund,
der hier befürchtet, daß jedes 3. Wort "fuck" sein wird.

 

Hi Clubfriend,

do you mean: We are looking for a fucking good report! ? :greenfing

For a good online dictionary, have a look here: Leo

 

Oy,Mister Cook........

:kniep :kniep :kniep
Dear nice Cook,

What a waste off power!!!!!!!!!!!!

imkin imkin imkin


Candy

 

Leo

well, I think, Leo is a good internetmachine to do the translations in some specific problems.

Please try to say Leo, he should translate my favorite word "Dingensen" and then see the results :groehl :greenfing :fuckyou

 

@CF...heavy on the woodway

Hi CF,


U really mke me lauph!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank u very BIG!!


I still lauph


PERFEKT !!!!!


Cu candyman

imkin imkin imkin imkin imkin imkin

 

Ogottogott !

This reminded me of an old joke:

There are only three sizes of a man`s best part for
a college girl:

Small

Normal

and: Oh my god....


How about some reports in spanish ?

Hasta la victoria siempre.
(Until the final victory)

El Corsario

 

Multi Language Forum

Sandwich = double penetration

 

While we are at it what is the german term for DVDA (Double Vaginal Double Anal) It is 4 Dicks and one Chick sex. Not particularly pleasurable, but it sells pretty well on Video.

I might be partially responsible for this section because I have told so many WSG and Dexterhorn people to check out the Forum.

If anyone needs some real translation help they should PN me, because I am really quite fluent in both languages.

Peter