Sex in the (Golden) City - Handtuchträger goes Prague

Um den untenstehenden Bericht auch in internationalen Foren zu posten, habe ich den Text auf englisch verfasst. Wer sich im angelsächsischen Sprachraum nicht zuhause fühlt, für den sei hier die Moral der Geschicht auf germanisch widergegeben:
Betrachtet K5 als Sehenswürdigkeit (wie die Karlsbrücke oder die Prager Burg) und erwartet trotz der hohen Preise nicht zuviel während ich empfehle, die Touristenfalle "Sweet Paradise" zu umschiffen.


K5 Relax

On my first day I decided to “Czech out” K5 first. I got at Korunni 5 at around 5 pm on a Saturday evening. After entering the front door, a tall guy with a metal detector appeared from the side. In contrast to some reports the guy with his specs looked rather geeky than frightening. As the detector went nuts when scanning my pockets I've started to empty them but the security guy interrupted my procedure by asking "Coins?" - "Yes, and a metal lighter" I replied. "That's ok!" he added by showing me the way to the elevator. The lift in this old school-like cabin lasted almost an eternity.
When I stepped out at the fifth floor I was welcomed by an Italo who organized me a quick tour which was conducted by a tall Czech babe wearing a seductive red dress. By her rushed explanations and paces it became obvious that this girl has already made this tour a hundred times - at least. It was hard to focus on her information; my eyes rather followed that hot body. Back at the reception I was confronted with three options: First, to choose a girl directly, secondly, to pay an entrance fee of 500 CZK and to sit and watch and maybe select one or several girls or - last but not least - to get myself escorted by one of the chicks. I made up my mind quickly and got equipped with a metal chip wristlet (to load on the bills electronically) and was seated at one of the tables observing the girls at the bar.
Left to sink or swim I ordered a Pils (unfortunately no beer on tap available in this club) and started to play with the touch screen which was installed discretely under the table. Of course men like this electronic gadgets and I got familiar with my new toy real quick. From time to time a babe stripped off her clothes at the dancing bar. Most of the ladies, however, were quite poor at dancing in this dark spot. And there was the Italian buddy again checking that everything was fine with me. "Already found a girl that you like?" he wanted to know. By pointing at a blonde beauty I asked "what about her?" - "Ah, Helena, yeah, very good girl." According to my guide she was supposed to be totally new to this club and therefore her specifications were not in the system yet (I later found out that they actually were). "You want to talk to her?" "Yeah sure", I responded after reassuring that her gorgeous hills were not fake. He grabbed her hand and directed the beauty towards my table where I introduced myself to her and offered a drink. "Do you speak English?" I asked the 19yr/o. "Only a little bit, but I speak Super Czech!" Nice for her. The conversation was, indeed, not so easy and she even complained about having been working 12 hours the day before. Whatever, I gave her a try and booked her for an hour.
She grabbed some towels and accompanied me into the romantic room. While I took a refreshing shower she spread the towels on the bed and undressed. Nervously and impatiently at the same time I gazed at her when she showered and dried her trained body (kick-boxing is her hobby). Finally she laid down aside me and my fingers started to explore her curves whereas I was diving into her blue eyes like plunging in the sea. I didn't dare to play with her pleasure box and knuckled on her nips instead. At this time my enemy lube came into play. She jerked my erected penis with a special portion of this transparent liquid before putting on a condom and blowing a decent symphony on my flesh flute. How fine would it has felt without that shitty piece of rubber I wondered myself. The following shag was quite decent but she didn’t seem to enjoy it very much. I knew that there is no DFK, BBBJ and kissing at K5 (or only available on extra $$$) but maybe I expected the unexpected nevertheless.
In the intermission I managed to break the ice a bit and to improve the mutual acquaintance. The second round was indeed a bit more passionate but still far from “real” GFE. All in all the hour included two below-average sessions and therefore was definitely overpriced (3900 CZK). When we got back to the reception, the Italo guy was already expecting her as Helena has meanwhile been booked by another customer. In the restaurant again, I went for another beer and ordered a portion of penne arrabiata. Although a second Italo guide called Alessandro confirmed me that this was an excellent choice I ended up disappointed with the weirdest penne I've ever eaten. Anyway let's not get lost on details.

After bravely finishing up the pasta I picked Kristin, a Czech brunette. She made a more lively impression than Helena and her English was very fine - at least by Czech standards.
I didn't cope to conquer her heart, but there was some mutual liking and the gradual improvement from session to session held on as I had the pleasure with her twice. Especially in the second round the 25 y/o sexy mother turned out very vivid and even ecstatic paired with a fine body and juicy milk jugs. And at the end of our one-hour playtime she invited me to take a cooling shower with her .

To sum it up the 3,5 hour stay in this club included 4 shags with 2 girls in 2 hours (1 hour each) and cost me 9090 CZK - a Czech fortune for a rather poor service.


Sweet Paradise

On the next day I felt even more pussy hungry than on the day before. The burning sun just made me horny as shit. It was around 5 pm when I rang at the portal of Sweet Paradise. 24 y/o Lucie opened the door and guided me to the bar. I was introduced to three chicks that were almost too lazy to shake hands. The atmosphere in that dark hole reminded me of a funeral. The teen barmaid was chewing on her gum, writing SMS, phoning. I ordered a pilzen and waited. "You want girl?" she asked. Not seeing any sweet girls I declined the offer. Her question was repeated on and on but I definitely wasn't in the mood to go to the room with one of these bored-looking chain-smokers. I began to talk to a Belgian who entered the club only a few minutes after me. Together we were trapped in very strange situation that we both have never been in before. As we were exchanging curricula the number of girls raised to 5 or 6. There was no stripping or other kind of animation as promised on the homepage. A German and a Swiss guy were talking nonsense and burbing which caused some roll eyes in the girls' section. A drunk from Holland approached an Asian looking guy by yelling and laughing at him "The girls don't like you!" The scene was so surreal that I was wondering constantly if I should stay or go. Spending another 9000 CZK for some pleasure in K5 or take the risk and book an unmotivated girl?
After two hours waiting I dared to pick a girl, while the Belgian guy decided to take the escort option with a girl that was still busy in one of the rooms. The colored blonde I chose was Slovakian (sry I have no clue about her name) and even seemed more bored as I booked her for an hour. Although I expected that this was going to be the worst session ever I selected one hour since this costs only 400 CZK more than 30 minutes (happy hour prices). What followed was, indeed, paysex at its worst. After showering and spreading the towels on the bed we lay down and she began to jerk my boner while she was staring into the wall. After putting on a billy boy a short blow-job session consisted in the best part of the whole shag, since this was the time when she just had to be active. I tried to enjoy the following ride, but it was so obvious that she was just hoping that the hour would end as quickly as possible. As I missionated her I was asking myself if I should look for another club. Doggy style wasn't any better; she didn't move at all, there was no moaning or even breathing so I started to wonder if she was still alive - she actually was. I pounded her harder to finish fast. After moments of silence she spoke up: "So where are you from?" I tried to find out what makes her tick but the discussion ended as promptly as it began. I requested a massage and so did she later although her muscles weren't tense at all. Later we repeated the sexual procedure which was even worse than before hence I finished. Even though the hour was not over yet she got up and dressed. "Here’s your change" she said by pointing at the 150 CZK on the chair probably hoping for a tip. Yet I just got dressed and left the "paradise".


Synopsis

Consider K5 as a sight (like Charles Bridge or the castle) and keep your expectations at a moderate level while I strongly recommend avoiding the tourist trap Sweet Paradise.


Happy hunting,
Handtuchträger

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COITO ERGO SUM

 

Hallo Handtuchträger,

Deinen Bericht kann ich in vollem Umfang bestätigen.
Ich war im Mai drei Tage in Prag.
Im Sweet Paradise war auch nur die zweite Garnitur da. Von den Optikhighlights auf der homepage war nix zu sehen. FT=Fehlanzeige. Ich hatte so das Gefühl der Service sei nur Laufhausstandard deshalb bin ich ungepoppt gegangen.
Zum Glück traf ich im Sweetparadise einen Sachsen, der sich gut aus kannte. Mit ihm bin ich losgezogen und habe in Privathäusern das eine oder andere Girl gefunden. FT wird allerdings nur selten angeboten.
K5 Relax war mir zu teuer. Für das Geld finde ich im Freiclub besseres.

Ansonsten denke ich in Prag ist im Paysex die große Zeit vorbei. Weiter östlich in kleinen und mittleren Städten soll es noch abgehen.

Gruß

Ben

 

Prag ist schon lange zu teuer geworden.
Ein Hinfahren nur fuer Sex lohnt sich nicht
mehr, da ist die Ukraine viel besser geeignet.

Das K5 hat allerdings die besten tschechischen Maedels, und
vom Aussehen her sind die genial.

Bloß der Service kommt an einen der unseren Clubs kaum ran,
FO is kaum moeglich, wie auch ZK.

Bekam allerdings immer Sympathiepunkte da ich gut Tschechisch
spreche.