Club FAQ Parksauna Wegberg-Wildenrath

Preface: This Club FAQ follows the same format as Planet Happy Garden FAQ since it has the same author. At This point I must thank Kaleu, one of the most active Parksauna customers for his help in putting this FAQ together and ensuring that it is accurate and up to date.

Table of Contents

1. How to Get There / Directions
2. Parking
3. Hours of Operation
4. Prices
5. Contact Areas
6. Atmosphere
7. Customers
8. Atmosphere
9. Meeting the Girls
10. Food & Drink
11. Cleanliness
12. Girls Behind the Bar
13. Best Times, Worst Times
14. Girls, Girls, Girls
15. Extras
16. Miscellaneous

1. How to Get There / Directions

From Düsseldorf / Mönchengladbach take the A52 Exit # 3 Niederkrüchten. Take a right at the light and follow the (B221) through a couple of small towns (about 10 KM) until you hit Wildenrath and it will be on the Left side beside a BP Gas Station.

If you are coming from another direction check out the directions on the Homepage or under Kaleu’s Clubindex.

Address: Parksauna Wildenrath, Heinsberger Str. 35, 41844 Wegberg, Tel. 02432 / 908535 or 0171 / 1556801

Homepage: Parksauna Wildenrath (old) and Parksauna Wildenrath (new)

There is a Bank Machine in the Center of Arsbeck. If you are coming from the A52 in the turn in front of the Church on the right side. (If that one is not working there is another Bank Machine 50 Meters further down the street)

2. Parking

Ca. 20 - 25, with Closed Circuit Video, partially visible from the street. If it is full you have to park on the street.

3. Hours of Operation

Monday – Thursday: 11AM – 2AM, Friday: 11AM – 4AM, Saturday 5PM – 4AM, Sundays and Holidays: 5PM - Midnight. Entry until 1 hour before closing. Closed: Christmas Eve & New Years.

4. Prices

Since the first of June 2002 they have adopted the same price scheme as Planet Happy Garden: 50€ Entrance, which includes all drinks and food (see point 10 Feed & Drink), full use of the facilities (which include a large sauna and outdoor deck) including unlimited towels as well as use of a bathrobe and sandals. The entrance fee is paid upon entry, and you pay the individual women immediately after leaving the room. You can either keep your locker key on you or deposit it at the bar. Since the key doesn’t have a long armband like at many other clubs it is advisable for people who don’t have a bathrobe to deposit their key. For First time visitors it is also advisable to get a guided tour by one of the girls.

5. Contact Areas

Most of the men and women hang around in the Bar on the ground floor, on the sofas in the first floor (which is usually empty) or on the Deck in the Garden.

6. Atmosphere

Detached house with 4 Floors (the 4th floor is Private), was once a Night Club (Bar), and has been renovated numerously in the last two years. The Bar was completely rebuilt in summer 2002 and bears no resemblance to it’s old incarnation. It is very bright and friendly and doesn’t offer an erotic atmosphere. The same materials were used as the Nachtcafé at the PHG; Birch-veneer bar with Blue/Green countertop, Leather chairs (6), sofas (2), stools (20) and tables (2) all located in the bar area to the right side of the entrance. This is also the new home of the Buffet (No longer upstairs). The Starfish, which survived the renovation, have been integrated in an in-floor decoration behind a thick glass panel (I guess since there are so many semi-naked people that the whole place is supposed to have a beach theme). The bar extends all the way to the sliding glass patio door. The TV downstairs is locked on Fashion TV (Muted) and set into the wall. Sadly there are also two coin-operated Video Games. There is also a Glass Front Refrigerator filled with non-alcoholic beverages from which you can help yourself. There is also a Cigarette Machine in the Foyer. The ground floor also is home to a room with room for 6 to shower (these have the annoying timer function, the showers upstairs don’t), a bathroom with 4 Toilets ad 2 Urinals, a rather new sauna . Immediately on the left after entering you will see the changing room with 70 lockers (Closed Circuit Video), which is poorly ventilated. After a visit your clothes will definitely smell of smoke. The sauna was completely rebuilt and features access to both the patio and indoors. Be careful, the tile floor can be very hot! Supposedly the Sauna adjusts the temperature automatically which can lead to it being rather lukewarm at times.
Upstairs in the bar area is a large round bed and 6 leather sofas, a large screen TV (this one is usually set to a Music Channel), an unattended bar and another glass front Refrigerator. (On my last 3 visits to this club I have not seen the upstairs bar area used in any way). Upstairs there are also 4 rooms (2 with bathtubs), a shower room with 4 shower heads, and a bathroom. There are some glass tables in front of the couches so that you can place your drinks there.
The garden area has also been rebuilt. The Tile covered Patio is no longer covered but features 3 tables and 12 chairs, one Umbrella an attached outdoor shower. There is also a grill area in the far corner of the garden. The basement is pretty bare but is home to 6 or 7 additional rooms, but you are not allowed to go there unless in the company of a lady. The basement is also home to the laundry room and the Women’s shower area (although I have usually seen the girls shower in the same rooms as the men in the ground and first floor). Generally a very neat and tidy appearance.

Aside from the rooms all of the important facilities are on one level and easy for people with a handicap or in a wheelchair to access.

7. Customers

As with all FKK’s this place is also frequented by filthy whore-mongers like you and me (just seeing whether you are paying attention )

Primarily German, but also Turkish, Dutch and English. All in all it is probably a little bit younger than PHG. (The mix I have noticed there ranges from 18 year old soccer club to retired men I would estimate to be over 75, with the main range seeming to be 35 – 50)

8. Atmosphere

Due to the major renovations there is not such a carefree party atmosphere as there used to be. In the mean time it reminds one of Rote-Teppich-Clubs in the Ruhr. You are not permitted to enter the Bar area clothed, transgressions are dealt with in a less than friendly manner. There was a problem of aggressive solicitation that seems to have disappeared. A year ago there was a lot of couch action which has also completely ceased, perhaps due to the lack of couches, or the proximity to the food? If you are into couch action then it is adviseable to suggest moving upstairs where it is somewhat more private.

9. Meeting the Girls

You meet the girls anywhere in the club. Foreplay and Couch Action is theoretically possible, but mainly limited to the upstairs area (aside from the rooms of course). Many of the girls no longer offer any public action.

10. Food & Drink

There is a breakfast buffet set up from 11AM to 7PM, at 8PM until closing there is a warm dinner buffet with salad & dessert. Thee is usually enough food that it lasts until closing. The food also tends to stay quite warm. In the summer there is a Grill Party on Tuesdays. The Drinks are the exact opposite of PHG: Beer and coffee are available from the bar (Which is always manned), while non-alcoholic beverages are self-serve in large glass fronted refrigerators in the bar area and upstairs. There is also another Freezer where you can purchase Ice Cream or snacks. Regularly some guests purchase a bottle of champagne for 150€.

11. Cleanliness

A cleaning-person who you occasionally see. The bathrooms are clean and generally the place seems tidy.

12. Girls Behind The Bar

Usually Nadine, the little sister of Nadja (currently in Tag&Nacht-Café), Sylvia (formerly PHG), Martina or Shereena, who used to work in front of the bar. Usually quite friendly, although they can be a bit curt at times.

13. Good Times, Bad Times

Recommended are Tuesdays in the Summer (Grillparty) or Friday and Saturday Evening. At these times there is a lot going on. Many guests tend to come late (after Midnight). At other times it tends to be quiet.

14. Girls, Girls, Girls

a) How Many and Country of Origin

Max. 15-20 at the same time on an evening, usually less. Quite a few Turkish, North African and Arabian girls, relatively few Germans, some Eastern Europeans, every now and then some Black girls.

b) Variety

Some girls have been there for quite a while, others come and go. There are also girls who commute between PHG, Wildenrath and Tag&Nacht-Café. These three clubs seem to work closely together and share personnel. Therefore it is hard to say who will be in which club.

c) Comprehension

Aside from the Black Girls, who speak English, the rest all speak German. In the last while there have been more girls from Eastern Europe who only speak rudimentary German.

d) Service

Uncovered BJ is available fom all girls, but the willingness to kiss has sunk dramatically. CIM is not as popular, but still available. Additional extras should be discussed with the girls directly. There is additional info on the commuter girls (PHG <-> Wildenrath) in Willi69’s PHG List.

e) Room Rates

The same price structure as the PHG: 25€ per 30 minutes. This includes covered BJ and sex (mutual Oral is also possible for this price). Uncovered BJ costs 25€ extra and CIM cost another 25€ on top. Each additional half hour costs 25€. Willi69 thinks that the 25€ session wouldn’t be too good, but I have often been satisfied. The charge for using the Jacuzzi rooms (starting at 1 hour) or other extras should be cleared at the club.

f) Active Solicitation

Clearly less than before. The Management seems to be reacting to te complaints.

g) Dress Code

Was FKK, in the meantime it is up to the girls whether they are FKK, Topless, in Lingerie, Bikinis, Tops or a Towel. Men wear a towel or a bathrobe.

h) Miscellaneous

On Römer- and Ruhrgebietsforum (BC) as well as Verkehrsberichte there is a special section for Carpooling and Meetings (You usually have to be registered to access these sections). If you don’t think that you can deal with the girls solo, hook with some fellow hobbyists. Many of the people listed there are quite experienced and can guide you among the girls prety well, significantly lowering the chances of a flop.

If this FAQ or the reports in the forums have helped you have a better experience it would be nice if you could reciprocate with a report on your experiences.

Enjoy your next visit to Wildenrath!

Willi69 is responsible for the accuracy of this report (although everything seems to be accurate based on my visits there)

Willi69, Last Updated February 2003

Many thanks to Peter for translating this article which was originally posted in German language in the Rheinforum!